為什麼你要那餐廳倒落去?

This conversation happened in taiwanese language.  Please translate into taiwanese when you read it.

There are several restraunts across the streets.  One day, when we walk out for lunch, we pass one of restraunts that we ate once only because food is not good.

Dad talk to Mommy : 這餐廳應該不久就會倒

Mommy: 嗯!

John was walking with us and heard about this conversation.

A few days later, we plan to go outside and ask security guard to call a taxi for us.

When we waited for taxi in the lobby, John turn to Dad and said: 爸爸, 為什麼你要那一間倒落去?

Daddy:  where?  

I looked around and can't find any building that is almost falling down.

John pointed to the restraunat that we mentioned earlier and said: ㄋ丫`一間丫...

Dad: Oh! ..............#^&?

 

 

 

 

 

My brain tell me not to

Nichole (a girl)  is one of his best firend when he is 3 years old.  They play with each other frequently.

When John is 4 years old,  John study in "honeybee". 

Dad: do you see nichole sometimes?

John: Yes.

Dad: did you play with her sometimes?

John: No.

Dad: Why don't you play with her anymore?  don't you like her anymore?

John: I do like her.   John  speak in shy way

Dad: Then why you don't play with her anymore?

John: Because my brain tell me not to.

Dad: ...

 

 

 

 

We can't eat duck

 

 

 

Aunty A & Bella come to visit us.  We bring them to peping duck as it is their favoriate food. 

Meanwhile, I bring john to restroom.

John: Dad,  why we come to eat peping duck ?

Dad: Aunty like to eat  peping duck.

John: But we can't eat duck.

Dad: Why?

John: God make duck.  If we want to eat duck, we need to kill duck.  But duck is made by God, we can't kill them.

Dad:.  .....